Fuck!!!

Yesterday I looked in the mirror and almost vomited when I saw this staring at me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

(I don't normally look THAT ugly without makeup!?)

My eyes were dicustingly swollen and puffy. It looked like I woke up Asian. I have no problem with asians, but it's scary as hell when you wake up a different race ok? Then I noticed it was worse than just puffy eyes.

Now I have these bumps all over my face. I don't know if they're hives or acne or what, but I doubt it's acne because usually I have really clear skin and rarely breakout. If I do breakout it definitely doesn't look like that! I'm 16 I'm pretty sure i've gone though puberty already, but who knew it happened literally overnight!? (Just Kidding) Most likely I had an allergic reaction to something, which is also really unusual because I'm not allergic to anything that I know of and normally I have pretty thick skin ya know? So I came up with some possible culprits for why I look like a meth-head. I tried my new Makeup Forever Aqua Cream #2 and I wore it the whole day before. I washed it off at night, but I wondered if that was the cause to this monstrosity. But, I tested it by putting it on one eye the other night and there was no reaction. I would have been surprised if there was because I have never heard or had any sort of reaction to MUFE products before. Also, the day before I got a mild sunburn on my face and chest from laying out by the pool for a couple hours. I've had sunburns before, but they have never turned my face into that mess. Another thing that could be responsible for this is I remembered the day before I used a rather old mascara. I don't remember how old it was because I had a lot of the same mascara and forgot to throw my old ones away, so I think I could have used a really old one by mistake. I threw it out and I'm not going to test it. And then today I thought maybe it was from the self tanner I used a week ago. I used it all over my face, which I've done before and never had a problem. But that was a week ago... It would makes sense though because I used it in the affected areas including my eyelids so yeah... I don't know. Again, the product I used is kinda from last summer but it didn't have an expiration date so I thought i'd be okay. From now on, when a product gets past the age of like 4 months, in the trash it goes. The dermatologist I go to is out for like a month because of a family death or something, just my luck. School starts on the 18th and if my face still looks like this, well fuck my life.